I'm Not THAT F***ing Old, You Know!

A Birthday repost: Oliver Reed talking about Keith Moon while drinking me under the table.

Dear Subscribers, “followers” (Substack’s preferred new term, not mine) and casual scrollers,

I am in the midst of a mammoth birthday weekend, though it is a different writing deadline rather than the birthday itself which has prevented me from completing my usual Sunday post. So in the interest of birthday presents, here is mine to you: the first part…